Miracle Cure for the Overweight & Underorganized?
10.11.08 # 6:53 # Health Tips & Tidbits, Organizational Tips & Tidbits # No CommentSo, I’m browsing though the web, searching for the elusive answer for curing my overweight and underorganized-ness, deciding Ponce de Leon made more progress in his quest for the Fountain of Youth, when I run across the miraculous solution: Tai Chi. Apparently, the key to this ancient Chinese secret is that by stretching, breathing deeply, and “massaging your internal organs,” you can obtain better health, increase stamina, improve memory retention, and attain world peace, er — inner peace (sorry about that).
I’m a bit skeptical, though, because I’ve been practicing some similar techniques for years, but the benefits have yet to come. Stretching? Oh, yeah. I’ve got the stretch marks to prove it. Deep breathing? Yep. Every time I walk across the room. And I’ve got the internal organ massage thing down, too, cuz when it comes to belly jiggling, I can give Santa some stiff competition. Or at least some flabby competition.
Seriously, Tai Chi does seem to offer a lot of benefits, and I plan to order a DVD. That is, as soon as I can find one for the hopelessly overweight and underorganized…
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